Joke #420

Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
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Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!"
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
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