Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.