Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!