Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly that slender-man ran from her. She's also the reason why slender-man doesn't have eyes.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."