Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.