Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.