Joke #5813

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Vote:
has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Vote:
has 70.35 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Vote:
has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Vote:
has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: driving, money, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Vote:
has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Vote:
has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama