Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.