Joke #5813

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.