Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.