Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.