Joke #4211

Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.