Joke #4211

Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.