Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.