Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.