Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.