Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".