Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!