Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.