Joke #8984

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.