Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.