Joke #8984

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.