Joke #8984

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.