What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says ‘chew chew chew’.
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FATHER: What's that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor."
"But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies?
Moe: I don’t know. What?
Joe: The ruler.
Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!”
Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No.”
Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Girl: “No,”
Boy: “Thank goodness!”
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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The answer to the problem was “log(1+x)”.
A student copied the answer from the student next to him, but didn’t want to make it obvious that he was
cheating, so he changed the answer slightly, to “timber(1+x).”