Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school?
A: The "elf"-abet!
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ".
Ramu: I is...
Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, "I am."
Ramu: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Santa rides in a sleigh.
What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!
Q: What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Why, shortbread of course!
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
A: Elfis!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
A: "First, YULE LOGon"!