Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!
What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream? Aston Vanilla.
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
What can you serve that you cannot eat? A tennis ball.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.