Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often?
They always hit and run.
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A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.
The judge asks the baby bear, "Do you want to live with papa bear?"
The baby bear replied, "No he beats me."
The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear!
The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."
The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"
The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"
Q: What did the basketball say to the player?
A: Please don't shoot me.
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Q:How do sport players stay cool in game?
A:They stay in front of some fans!
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot.
Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help.
Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help.
Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned.
Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned.
Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help.
Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening.
Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned.
Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim.
He also did not know what his goal was.
Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.