Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo' Mama got one eye and one leg. We call her IHOP.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!