Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.