Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.