Joke #4240

What's the adult TV channel in Muslim countries called? Play-Goat.

Q: What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A: A pecking order.

Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

I'd tell you that I'm a nihilist but what is the point.

A newlywed couple lay in bed one morning husband says: "How about you go brew us some coffee?" Wife: "That's your job." Hasband: "Says who?" Wife : "The bible, it's on just about every page." Husband: "The bible don't say anything about brewing coffee." Wife (Holding her Bible flipping pages): "See every page Hebrews, Hebrews, hebrews."

Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

The holiday season: A deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuccessful. Finally, he turned and ran as fast as he could. The hunter ran and ran and ran, until he ended up at the edge of a very steep cliff. His hopes were dim. Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in rather quickly, the hunter got down on his knees, opened his arms, and exclaimed, "Dear God! Please give this bear some religion!" The skies darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop, and glanced around, somewhat confused. Suddenly, the bear looked up into the sky and said, "Thank you, God, for the food I'm about to receive..."

Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.