Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.