Joke #5007

Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.