Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.