Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!