Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.