Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"