Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.