Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.