Joke #4292

Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.

Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.