Joke #4292

Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"

Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!