Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.