Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!