Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.