Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
