Joke #3562

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.