Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.