Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!