Joke #4320

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.

Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.