Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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