Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
