Joke #4320

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!

Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.