Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.