Joke #4320

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.