Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.