Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."