Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.