Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.