Joke #3594

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.

Yo mama so fat, her ID pic had to be taken in panoramic mode.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.

Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.