Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.