Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.