Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
