Joke #3594

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.

Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!