Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.