Joke #3594

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.