Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.