Joke #3594

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.

Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.