Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.