Joke #3594

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!