Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.