Joke #4493

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.

Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.