Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.