Joke #4493

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.