Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.