Joke #4493

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.