Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.