Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.