Joke #4338

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
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A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies. "No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly. "Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
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Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
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