Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask,
"Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?"
And the blonde says,
"Because im trying to commit suicide."
I ask,
"why don't you just tie it around your neck?"
She says,
"I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Because she was trying to make up her mind.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park.
The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?"
The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asked.
"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.
"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.