How do you get a blonde to drown?
Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
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A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?"
The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.
"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"
"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"
"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."
"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."
"Oh, my God!" she exclaims.
"It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
One day a Blonde went the doctor with a burn on her stomach.
The doctor gasped and asked what happened. the Blonde told the doctor she put a lighter against her stomach.
The doctor asked her why in the world she would do that. the blond said "I was trying to burn calories."
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.