How do you get a blonde to drown? Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ‘Oh look! Doughnut seeds!’
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said "Wet Floor."
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? 'Cause they make them feel famous!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. "I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days? The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.