Joke #2881

How do you get a blonde to drown? Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
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Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush green meadow. Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing. Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed except this time her inexperience gets the better of her. She finds herself barely able to hang on. The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground... catastrophe seconds away. She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden... Frank, the Wal-Mart door man, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, "Where's the burger?" The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. "I was keeping it warm," she replies. The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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