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How do you get a blonde to drown? Put a scratch and sniff on the showerhead.
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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Why did the blonde roast a chicken for three and a half days? The instructions said ‘cook it for half an hour per pound’, and she weighed 125.
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