Joke #4348

A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. ‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband. ‘Professionally of course.’ The wife replies, ‘Which profession? Yours or hers?’

Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.

Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

A man who recently had a sex-change operation was talking to his former buddies at work about the operation. "Was it painful?" someone asked. "Well,"she said. "There was one part that was extremely painful." "I bet I know what part was so painful," someone else said. "I bet it was when they cut off your balls," they said. "No," she said. "I was heavily sedated and didn't feel a thing." "Then it must have been when they cut off your pecker," another person offered. "No," she said. "I was sedated then too, and didn't feel anything." "Then what part of the operation was so painful?" They wanted to know. "Well," she said. "After they were done cutting, they stuck a straw in my ear and sucked out half of my brains."

Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call." One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call. The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order. Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call. The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."