What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
‘Its been a rough day. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Three men were in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, "I died in a car accident." The second man said, "I died by drowning." The third man said, "I died of seenus." The first two men asked, "Do you mean sinus?" The third man said, "No, I mean SEENUS. I was out with my best friend’s wife and he seen us!"
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".