Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.