Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.