Joke #4439

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.