Joke #4439

Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.