Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.