Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"