Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!