Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.