Joke #4478

I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."

Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.

What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.

What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.

Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.

"I’m in a big trouble!" "Why is that?" "I saw a mouse in my house!" "Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap." "I don’t have one." "Well then, buy one." "Can’t afford one." "I can give you mine if you want." "That sounds good." "All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap." "I don’t have any cheese." "Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap." "I don’t have oil." "Well, then put only a small piece of bread." "I don’t have bread." "Then what is the mouse doing at your house?"

What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.

What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.