What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran over a skunk. "We better take the skunk to the vet, Lena. Just put the skunk between your legs to keep it warm." "But, Jim, what about the smell?" "Don't worry, Lena. The skunk will get used to it."
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit.