What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren.
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What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?
No, only medium rare.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
