What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren.
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What's green with bumps?
A frog with the measles!
Bad Zoo
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.
7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.
How does a cow do math?
With a cowculator.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
Unsightly facial hare.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
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