Joke #10670

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. "Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks. "I can do great bird impressions", the man replies. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that". "Oh well", the man says and flies away.
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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rust.
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