Joke #10670

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.

How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.

At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement." Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters' flies. "The string is for us to go to the bathroom," explains the waiter. "That way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims straight, and we don't need to use our hands." The customer asks, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?" The waiter replies, "Well, that's another reason we carry the spoons."

Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.

A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words. You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog.

What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.

How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.