Joke #10670

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.

Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."

What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick.

What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.

Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.

I applied for the position of a keeper at the zoo but turns out I was not koalafied.

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this building which keeps the rain from coming inside?" The dog answers "ROOF." The bartender says, "Who are you kidding? I'm not paying." The dogs owner says, "How about double or nothing and I'll ask him something else". The bartender agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks, "Who was the greatest ballplayer of all time". The dog answers with a muffled "RUTH." With that the bartender picks them both up and throws them out the door. As they bounce on the sidewalk the dog looks at his owner and says "DiMaggio?".

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.

A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began moaning. "What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the officer. The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"