Joke #10670

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
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Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet," Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be L1000, please". "A L1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".
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What kind of noise annoys an oyster? A noisy noise annoys an oyster. (Try saying that fast!)
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Why can’t elephants go on the beach? Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?" Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake.
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Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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