What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.
She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Two friends were walking through the woods when they thought they heard something.
They turned around and saw a big black bear coming towards them.
Both men started to run when one of them stopped to change into tennis shoes.
The second man said "You don't have time to change shoes. You can't outrun that bear!"
The first man said, "I know I can't outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you"!
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”
“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."