Joke #4495

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.

Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.