Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.