Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.