Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.