Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.