Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.