Joke #4495

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.