Joke #4495

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.