Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.