Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!