Joke #5106

Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.