Joke #4541

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.

Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.

Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.