Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.