Joke #4541

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

You mama so old she made yoda look young.

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.

Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.