Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.