Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.