Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.