Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.