Joke #4541

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.