Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.