Joke #4541

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.