Joke #4541

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.