Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.