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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life? Third grade.
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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
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How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
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A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are. The salesman replies, "Try the other side." So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"
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How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear.
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How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she’s pregnant.
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Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
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Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
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A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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