What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert. A genie appears and gives each of them one wish. The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away. The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!" Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I’m horribly sick!” The doctor looks at her and asks, “Flu?” “No, I drove here.”
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken.