A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? A mobile sperm bank!
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, "You know,it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’