Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.