What’s the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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I just had an argument with a girl I know.
She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut.
So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key.
But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock.
That shut her up.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because he was stuck in the chicken.
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
Dad, what happens if a condom tear?
Look at yourself...
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
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My girlfriend used to fake foreplay.
A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn.
He’s rushed to hospital by his wife
What did one tit say to the other?
I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!