What did the elephant say to the nude man? ‘It’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts?’
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..." She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl." Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.
Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake.
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?" The girl says, "A bus." The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.