Joke #4563

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!

Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.

Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.