Joke #4563

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Vote: has 42.61 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Vote: has 77.13 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Vote: has 47.62 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Vote: has 75.97 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Vote: has 69.19 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Vote: has 36.90 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama