Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.