Joke #4563

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.