Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.