Joke #4563

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.