Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.