Joke #5259

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!

What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.