Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.