Joke #5259

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.