Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.