Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.