Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!