Joke #5259

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.

Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.