Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.