Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!