Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.