Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.