Joke #4564

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!