Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.