Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!