Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.