Joke #9440

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.