Joke #9440

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.

Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.