Joke #9440

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!