A man says to his wife, ‘You know what, two inches more and I’d be king.’
She replies, ‘Two inches less and you’d be queen.’
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There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building.
Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight.
So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat".
To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’
Fred Allen
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.