Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
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A road construction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired.
They are each assigned a section of the road.
The first day, the blonde paints 2 miles, the redhead 1.5, and the brunette only 1.
On the second day, the blonde paints 1 mile, the brunette 2, and the redheaed 2.5.
On the third day, the blonde only gets 1/4 of a mile done, the redheaed 3, and the brunette 3.5.
The manager decides to talk to the blonde.
"You haven't been painting as much road as you did on the first day," the manager said.
"What's the problem?"
"I'd be painting more, but the bucket keeps getting farther and farther away!"
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth?
A: No make-up.
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.
Slut - "I hate you bitch"
Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here!
Cop: Okay, calm down.
Where are you?
Blonde: The cemetery!
Cop: *facepalm*
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory?
Proofreading.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead's house while the redhead's father was out.
The father had a pet parrot, which he did n
ot let anyone else touch.
But, when he left, the girls took him out.
The girls were playing with it, when the blonde grabbed the parrot and accidentally ripped out one of its wings.
“Now you've done it!” the red head yelled at the blonde.
“Go buy him another one just like that, here's some money.”
The redhead went into her piggy bank and gave the blonde $50.
“Okay,” said the blonde, “but it's going to hard to find a parrot with only one wing.”