Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore.
The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back.
Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back.
The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.
Q: What do you get when you find a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The hide and seek champion of 1996.
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
There’s whiteout on the screen.
How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer?
There’s writing on the whiteout.
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?
A: She wanted to get a dark tan.