Joke #4987

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
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Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said "Wet Floor."
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Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
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Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other,"Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?" The other blonde says,"Well, duh! Can you see California?"
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Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
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A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
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Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it
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