Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
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What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?"
She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.
Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO.
Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: "I hope you do not mind, but I feel very lucky when I play naked."
With that, she unbuttons the zipper, takes her dress and underwear off, throw the dice and yells: "Come on baby, mama needs new clothes!"
She looks with agony and as soon as the dice stops, starts jumping up and down screaming: "YES, YES, YES I WON!"
She embraces one to one of the dealers, taking her profits and clothes and disappears.
The guys are looking dumbfounded at each other.
Eventually, one asks: "Did you see what dice she rolled?"
"I do not know, I thought you were watching!"
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus?
A: She took the Q22 twice.
What are the six worst years in a blonde’s life?
Third grade.
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up.
The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.”
The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.”
“That’s what my father says.”