Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.
This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, 'Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes...'
Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store? The sign said "Wet Floor."
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other,"Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?" The other blonde says,"Well, duh! Can you see California?"
Q. What is the definition of gross ignorance? A. 144 blondes.
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
A blonde goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and gets a soda. She does this again and again. A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says, "Can't you see I'm winning?"
A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
Q: What does XXX stand for in a porno film? A: It's the signature of the three blondes who "act" in it