Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
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Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
There's a blonde walking down a trail.
She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left.
She sees another blonde on the other side.
She asks her "how do you get to the other side?"
The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
A blonde in a bar is hunched over her martini spearing at the olive with a cocktail stick.
A dozen times the olive eludes her until a man sitting next to her grabs the stick and skewers it for her.
‘That’s the way to do it,’ he says.
‘Big deal,’ replies the blonde.
‘You’d never have got it unless I’d tired it out first.’
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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