Joke #4692

What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
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A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour. So, when would you like to start?" "In three months."
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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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A man and a blonde are at an ATM. The man says "I know you'r pincode, it's ****" and the blonde says "No it's not! It's 4829!"
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An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
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Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”
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Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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