What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it."
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Blonde Overdue A blonde goes into a library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!" In a stern, but hushed voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library." So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor.
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? "Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A:It takes too long to retrain them.
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!