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What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world. Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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Would a Police-Dog arrest itself for fouling the street? Police Dog Joke Submitted by Kabogga.
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