What are cat-erpillars afraid of? Dog-erpillars.
I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute. The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall. He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected. The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
What's a pet's favorite day? Saint Petrick's Day.