Joke #10433

Dogs may shed, but cats shred.
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Mr. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Mr. Bear's second wish is that all the bears in the neighboring forests were female as well. Mr. Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Mr. Bear's final wish is that all the other bears in the world were female, leaving him the only male bear in the world. Mr. Rabbit revs the engine of his motorcycle and says, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rides off.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey? A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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