Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy?
If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
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He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs.
The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Q: Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat?
A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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"The auditors have just left, sir."
"Did they check the books?"
"Very thoroughly."
"What did they say?"
"They want 15% to keep quiet."
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Being poor has its advantages.
For example your keys are never in your other trousers.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?
A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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