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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
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A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back. The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.
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Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
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A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes." The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear." The genie replies, "Your wish is my command." Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"
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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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