What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back. The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, "I will grant you three wishes." The blonde says, "For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear." The genie replies, "Your wish is my command." Suddenly, the blonde exclaims, "Holy sh*t! What did you do with my ears?"
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: She liked kids...
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?"
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"