Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
I see a blonde walking down the street with a rope tied around her waist and I ask, "Why do you have a rope tied around your waist?" And the blonde says, "Because im trying to commit suicide." I ask, "why don't you just tie it around your neck?" She says, "I already tried that but I couldn't breathe."
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days. "Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day." So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day. The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?" She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired."
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.