He: So then, what's your sign?
She: Dollar. 
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That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
Walking home after a girls' night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.
The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.
Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!"
"That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"
Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
Look up "rib" in the dictionary and it says "To vex, irritate or annoy."
Look up "rib" in the Bible and it says "Woman."
Coincidence?
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Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice!
Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A: Place to hang their air freshener.
Q: Why do women wear black underwear?
A: They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch:
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."