He: So then, what's your sign?
She: Dollar. 
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What’s the difference between goats and women??
Goats are always horney.
A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top.
She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits.
Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me."
The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?"
"Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ''But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Teacher: "Ramu, you talk a lot !"
Ramu: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Ramu: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Ramu: "She's a woman".
Q: Why did this woman cross the road?
A: Because I was not fast enough to hit her.
Scientists have finally discovered what is wrong with the female brain.
On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left.
Q:Why did the woman cross the road?
A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
What is a Zebra?
A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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