Joke #9544

"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."
Vote: has 62.50 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: relationship, women

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me but how will you survive?
Vote: has 72.13 % from 527 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: relationship, women
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
Vote: has 63.22 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: relationship, time, women
Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
Vote: has 70.84 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
Vote: has 67.15 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, love, relationship
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Vote: has 49.00 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, bar, relationship
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
Vote: has 57.40 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, women
We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my friends said it’s a really good idea! My girlfriend? She is a dream! But there is something that bothers me! This something is her little sister… This is my future 20 years old sister-in-law , wearing a super skinny, mini skirts and short blouses. Always lean ahead and I was often lucky to see her underwear. She never did that in front of someone else! One day she calls me and asks me to go home to see the wedding invitations. When I arrived she was alone. She whispered that soon I get married and that she has feelings for me for long time and that she thinks she cann’t overcome them. She also said that she desperately wanted to have sex with me just once before I marry her sister. I was shocked and could not say a word… She said to me that she goes to bed and asked if I wanted to go up with her. I froze and looked at her going up the stairs. Going up, she took her panties off and threw it at me. I stayed there for a moment and then ran to the door. I opened it and I walked to the car. My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said: "I’m glad you passed this little test and I am sure that my daughter could not find a better man. Welcome to the family, my son!" Moral Lesson: Always keep your condoms in your car!
Vote: has 85.56 % from 806 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, family, marriage, men, relationship
"I'm sorry for throwing red wine over all your dresses in the wardrobe last night," I told my girlfriend. "I've spent all day getting the stains out just to show how much you mean to me." "Oh, that's really nice," she said. "What did you use to remove the stains?" "Scissors," I replied.
Vote: has 85.61 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, wine