Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom?
One you go in the other you come in!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face?
A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Vote:
A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked.
"You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says.
"Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?"
The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."
Vote:
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
Vote:
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do.
Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide.
‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian.
The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section.
It’s empty.’
‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian.
‘They don’t often bring them back.'
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.