What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Way to go team!
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Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
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A. Goes-in-tight!
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
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Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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‘Is it in yet?’
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar.
He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey.
How about you and me getting it on?
I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’
The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
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Chuck Norris did her.
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Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
