Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milk shake.
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The wild and mean bear grabs the hedgehog and asks him: "Were you at the fox’s party as well?"
"Yes, I was. So what?"
"Were you sitting on the table?"
"Yeah, why?"
The bear, ready to leg press him, changes his mind and says to the hedgehog: "Next time, wherever you go, take an umbrella with you!"
"But why, my friend?" the hedgehog wonders.
"Cause all night long, I was taking thorns off my ass!"
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
Q: What animal could Noah not trust?
A: Cheetah.
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed.
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
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