Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake?
A: A milk shake.
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What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
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A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house.
He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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